Man Loathings

Being in my mid-20s, I know it's only natural to be having discussions with my girls about relationships/guys, the frustrations/qualities that give him a grade of 'fail' or 'pass.' Thinking back on my past experiences and guys that I currently know, I have come up with a list of Man Loathings. And so, here is Monica's List of Qualities in a man that make me say "No, thank you."

- smoking, that's just nasty.
- a guy who is significantly skinnier. If it appears that I could eat more food than you or it looks like I could beat you up, not so attractive.
- thinks up scenarios under which he would "leave his wife" (yeah, that's really funny. . . )
- someone who takes longer than you to get ready and pays more attention to fashion than you do
- a man who has a very tiny group of friends (like 1 or 2) and everyone else just seems to hate him
- highly emotionally unstable and must have you around every single moment of every freaking day
- any guy that drives a BMW
- constantly says, "She's so hot" every single time multiple girls' names comes up (we got it the last time you said it and we definitely don't care to hear it again - it's just getting annoying)
- a guy who isn't driven at all = a complete bum
- high level of immaturity; No, you are no longer 17 years old.
- he doesn't make you feel like a woman; no respect and no regard

Whoops, I'm sorry. Did I just rule out every single guy on planet Earth??