Sway With Me.

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 23:03:38 -0700

Today was the first Saturday in months that I've had complete freedom from work. And since I was recently forced to spend a ridiculous amount of moolah on textbooks, in addition to the not-quite-low-enough price of gasoline, I decided to make it ...

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I Should Be Going to Bed

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:00:41 -0700

But instead. . . . Things I'm not liking . . . - Spending over $400 on textbooks for 1 semester, including discounts! Mama mia. - Dorothy moving to Boston. - My uncooperative jaw. Things I'm liking. . . - Costa Rican coffee (and I don't even...

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Who's that Crazy Lady?

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:05:21 -0700

I don't know what it is (hormones) but I've been cranky these past few days. I'm easily angered (hormones), feel completely stressed out (hormones), highly irritable (hormones) and even feel a little lot depressed (hormones). I scared my students ...

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The Court and Curry.

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:34:48 -0700

Random Happenings in The Land of the Free: Isn't it great that we can sue people for anything we want for any amount of money - who cares if you look absolutely retarded in the process?! Mr. I-Want-To-Sue-Someone-Else-For-My-Own-Family-Problems ap...

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Why I Never Found True Love in College.

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:49:15 -0700

Why, oh why, you may ask, did I never find true love while I was in college?! I went to a school where the ratio of guys to girls was 8 to 3. What went wrong? Example no. 354: the quality of "the pickings," evidence found here.

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A Movie Worth Watching

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:27:49 -0700

If you've got some extra time during this 4th of July weekend and you just want to sit back, relax, rest your firework injuries, and watch a lil' somethin' somethin' I highly recommend "Dan in Real Life." I think this movie has been overlooked an...

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Booty Shorts

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:52:12 -0700

It's 2 am. I knew I shouldn't have taken that 4 hour 'nap.' But since I'm up anyways, I figure that I should go on ahead and write a letter I've been meaning to write to someone I saw a couple of days ago. Dear Hoochie Asian Girl In Booty Sh...

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Mission Mississippi

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 21:42:28 -0700

Not too much happening in my bella vita these days. I've been working a lot this summer, which thankfully, is providing me with the funds I'll need to survive while enslaved within the murky, mentally draining, and dangerous depths of that which ...

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Anxious for August

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Wed, 28 May 2008 21:07:12 -0700

It's not even June yet and I'm eagerly anticipating the coming of August because that means I finally start nursing school. I feel like I've wasted (although, honestly, it isn't really wasted) enough years of my life already and I'm ready to star...

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Pura Vida

nobody@vox.com(Monica) — Fri, 16 May 2008 00:30:10 -0700

Dear Drunk Latino on Local Bus, Thanks for giving me and my friend a proper welcome to Costa Rica. We truly appreciate your kindness and the stench of alcohol emanating from your mouth as you proceeded to ask me my name three separate times....

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